Right, settle down, you lot! What a week across the pond, eh? The big one, Aston Villa absolutely mugged Liverpool, 4-2! Stevie G... I mean, Watkins, was on fire, bagging a brace. Poor old Dijk thought he was doing a job with two goals, but it was all for nought. Looks like the Reds left their boots in the changing room for that one, a proper battering! Over at Old Trafford, Manchester United just about scraped past Nottingham Forest, 3-2. Sounds like a right old ding-dong, that, never a dull moment with the Red Devils, is there? Meanwhile, Brentford and Crystal Palace decided to share the spoils with a 2-2 draw – can't complain about a few goals, can you? And spare a thought for Everton, who got a right good stuffing at home, 1-3, by Sunderland. Bet the Toffees faithful are proper gutted. Cheerio!